The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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hello

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Acid tears.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!