the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to eat bread

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!