The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to start time.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!