The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!