The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Being a freemason

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!