The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to turn retarted

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to create shit

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cry acid tears

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!