The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to see through insects.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to eat bread

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power of being pointless

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!