Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!