The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to die early.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!