The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!