- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to scare female plants.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

the power to half transform to something.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to live.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

Pointless Super Powers