- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to die at will

The power to like this power

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

Pointless Super Powers