- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to be forever alone

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to make money disappear.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers