The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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boo

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to die.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to die early.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the ability to post here

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!