- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to smell colors

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to become translucent

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to break a Nokia

the power of being yourself

The power to lock open doors

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to eat the red ones last

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

Pointless Super Powers