The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to not care.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!