- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to do everything that you can do.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the ability to smell sounds

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

the power to be super ugly

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

Pointless Super Powers