The power to see when people fart.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to waste money

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the ability to die on command

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The power to be french.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!