The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to release the bogus

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to walk on land.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!