- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to have a power

The power to never finish what you sta...

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to be powerless

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the power to get married

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power of self mind control

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

Pointless Super Powers