The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to police irony

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!