The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power of 12% levetation

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to get sick

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!