- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power of night-blindness.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to be super jewish

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to see you're self in a mirror

Pointless Super Powers