the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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hello

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!