- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to bread toast!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to become black!

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

All of aquaman's powers.

Pointless Super Powers