- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power to orgasm with your mind

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to lick your elbow.

Pointless Super Powers