The ability to not live forever

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to smell whore

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!