- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to see through windows

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to die when you get old

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The ability to die on command.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to turn into a magikarp

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

Pointless Super Powers