thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!