Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the ability to smell sounds

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to self destruct

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!