- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to misspell

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to breathe oxygen.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to remove all flavour from food.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

Pointless Super Powers