The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!