The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!