- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

the power to catch em' all

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to eat people :D

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

Pointless Super Powers