The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to read this.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to turn retarted

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!