The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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Acid tears.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability to police irony

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to jizz money

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!