the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!