The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to see through air

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!