- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to lock open doors

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

the power to like charlie

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

Pointless Super Powers