The power to shit without squinting.

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the ability to see through air

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to have a power

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to be powerless

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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the power to get married

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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hello

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power of self mind control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!