The power to look like yourself

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to be french.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to self destruct

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!