The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to become demented

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!