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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.
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The power to die when you get old
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The ability to judge a book by its cover.
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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction
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The power to turn cake into pie
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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!
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The power to fly but only in your room
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the power to read this sentence
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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...
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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.
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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you
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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.
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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy
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The power to (place useless super power here)
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The power to poo without wiping.
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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance
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The power of night-blindness.
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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!
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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.
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The ability to eat the red ones last
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!