The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to eat bread

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to like charlie

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power of being pointless

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!