The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!