The power to know where the beef is

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!