- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

the power to be forever alone

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the ability to die on command

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to make money disappear.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

Pointless Super Powers