- Pointless Super Powers

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

+62

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

+58

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

+56

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

+54

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

+46

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

+44

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get married

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to plank

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The ability to control dairy products

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).