The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the ability to post here

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to see through air

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!