The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to become black!

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!