The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to die.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!