- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The ability to police irony

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power to randomly die at any moment

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to fly 3 inches.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

the power to do blink every 20 years

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

Pointless Super Powers