constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to see through air

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to have a power

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!