- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to eat bread

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power that will grant you no power.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to fart tear gas

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Pointless Super Powers