The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!