The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to become black.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to become black!

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!