The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!