to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!