The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!