- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to see the past.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the ability to talk to humans

The power to teleport yourself one step away

Pointless Super Powers