the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to start time.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The ability to smell colors

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to lock open doors

The power to not get shit dick

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power of being pointless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!