- Pointless Super Powers

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power of self mind control

Immunity to curable diseases.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to scare female plants.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!